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29 April, 2008

Those Wacky Arabs

I dare you to comment.

27 April, 2008

Democratic Smackdown

What Hillary wanted us to watch...

But we're REALLY watching.....

Equal Time:

OMG!! Can he be any more condescending and stilted?


Barack and Hillary Umbrella Video

Go Bama! Go Bama!

Barack Obama Hillary Clinton - Umbrella - For more funny videos, click here

24 April, 2008

Isrealis Bombed Syrian Reactor

No Shit? Really? Guess who reported this back when it happened?
Maddog Speaks: WTF? Syrian WMD's?

The Bush administration charged Thursday that a secret Syrian nuclear reactor was within weeks or months of completion before Israel bombed it on Sept. 6 and demanded that North Korea and Syria publicly acknowledge their collusion on a facility that could have produced plutonium for a nuclear weapon.

Back in September, everything was on the QT. In October, the Syrians used a controlled demolition to clear the site. In doing so, they exposed reactor components to U.S. spy satellites. Whoops.

The Bush administration didn't go public at the time at the request of the Israelis who feared a counterstrike. The U.S. State Department then used this fact successfully to compel the Koreans to abandon their nuclear program.

Hurray for our side!

President Bush has received criticism from Congress who side with the Syrians.

Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D-Tex.), chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, charged Thursday that the administration had improperly imposed a "veil of secrecy" around intelligence it was required to share with the oversight committees.

In a statement, the Syrian Embassy in Washington denounced the U.S. claims as "false allegations" designed to "misguide" Congress and international public opinion and produce support for Israel's surprise air strike in September, "which the U.S. administration may have helped execute."

Would We Have Let the Nazis Host the Olympics?

Ummm? DUH!

Try Googling "1936" dumbass.

19 April, 2008

Gas Prices

Shoshone, Nevada- April 2008.

How much did u pay 4 gas today?
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14 April, 2008

Democrats Act Like Communists Again

If you don't like the election results, take it to the courts. It worked for Lenin, it worked for Hitler. Here the Dems are at it again. Failing the attempt, how long will it be until they take it to the streets and resort to violence?

Democrats sue McCain.

12 April, 2008

Sniper Advice

As we plod through our dreary lives, we inevitably are throw into awkward situations where we find ourselves needing to gracefully extract ourselves. Please consider these tried and true tactics:

When you're late for work.
Say: "I was dodging Sniper fire."

If someone notices the Band-Aid you're wearing.
Say: "The Sniper almost got me."

Your Mother-in-Law knocks on your door.
Do: Scream "SNIPER!" and slam the door.

You call in Sick.
Say: "A Sniper got me".

When you're bored at an office meeting.
Yell: "SNIPER!!!!"

When you're pulled over by the police.
Say: "I was dodging Sniper fire."

During periods of Erectile Dysfunction.
Yell: "SNIPER!!!"

When you find yourself embarrassing your wife in public.
Say: :"She was dodging Sniper fire."

When you are caught lying.
Say: "I only thought I was dodging Sniper fire".

When you burn dinner.
Say: "It was the Sniper fire".

When you're trying to impress someone.
Say: "I was a Sniper in Bosnia."

When someone notices that nasty scar you have.
Say: "A Bosnian Sniper did that to me."

When you fart.
Yell: "SNIPER!!!!"

No doubt you have other examples. Please add them in a comment.

05 April, 2008

Quotable Quotes from Hillaryland

“Fuck off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit kickers every day. I’m not going to talk to you, too. Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut.” -to Arkansas state trooper bodyguards (American Evita, p. 90)

“You fucking idiot.” -to a state trooper who was driving her to an event. (Crossfire, p. 84).

“That sorry son of a bitch.” -what Hillary would often refer to Bill around the Arkansas’s governor’s mansion, according to state trooper Larry Patterson.

“Personal, trained pigs.”-Hillary describing Secret Service. (Unlimited Access, p. 90).

“Get fucked! Get the fuck out of my way! Get out of my face!” -Hillary, overheard by Secret Service details. (Hillary’s Scheme, p. 89)

“Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! … Just fucking do as I say, okay!” —to Secret Service agents who were committed to protecting her life (Unlimited Access, p. 139).

“What the fuck is going on?” -to a Secret Service agent after she read an article by a UC Berkeley student critical of Chelsea Clinton who was subsequently interrogated by the Secret Service (SFGate.com, 11/26/97).

“Motherfucker. Cocksucker.” -favorite names for husband (Boy Clinton, p. 278)

“You goddamn stupid fucking fool.” —to Bill (Newsmax.com, 07/15/00).

“You fucking asshole.”-to husband on Inauguration Day (Hillary’s Choice, p. 223).

“You stupid motherfucker.” -another Inauguration Day salvo (The Seduction of Hillary Rodham, p. 321).

“Gentlemen, I have looked at your proposal, and it’s pure bullshit! Now you’ve had your meeting! Get out!” -First Lady to health insurance executives after a meeting in which they presented their proposal for health care reform (Unlimited Access, p. 8Cool.

“What the fuck are you doing up there? You get back here right away.” -on the phone chastising Bill because he had floated a health care reform proposal that differed from hers (The Survivor, p. 118). As always, one must wonder who elected her, anyway?

“Come back here, you asshole! Where the fuck do you think you’re going?”-to the president when he tried to avoid her (Unlimited Access, p. 192).

“How could you be so damn stupid? How could you do that?”-to her hubby, our president, at the White House in front of guests, after he had done something of which Hillary disapproved (U.S. News & World Report, 02/05/96).

“You stupid fucking moron. How could you risk your presidency for this?-to Bill when the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke in January 1998 (Newsmax.com, 12/09/01).

“Fuck him, Bill. He’s Reagan’s goddamn vice president!”-to Bill in response to an invitation from Vice President George H.W. Bush to come to his home in Maine, circa 1984 (Crossfire, p. 69).

“That’ll teach them to fuck with us.”-to aides, immediately following her “Vast right-wing conspiracy” charge on national television (The Case Against Hillary Clinton, p. 162).

“The sorry damn son of a bitch.”-Hillary’s reaction upon being informed that Bill was missing from the governor’s mansion in the middle of the night because “he had gone for a drive” (Inside the White House, p. 240).

“You are a real shit, do you know that, Bill? Christ, a real shit.” -another fight of many fights with Bill (Bill & Hillary, p. 132).

“Come on, Bill, put your dick up. You can’t fuck her here.”-to husband, then Governor, after catching him talking to an attractive woman at a political rally (Inside the White House, p. 243).

“You sold out you motherfucker. You sold out!” -Hillary to attorney Joseph Califano (Inside: A Public and Private Life, p. 213).

“I want to get this shit over with and get these damn people out of here.”-Hillary overheard on the Arkansas governor’s mansion intercom as preschoolers posed on the mansion lawn for a photograph (The First Partner, p. 192).

“Just keep smiling until these assholes get their pictures.”-instructions to her husband while they were posing for photographers (American Evita, p. 114).

“She’s a short, Irish bitch.”-regarding The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd (New York Post, 07/25/00).

“You fucking Jew bastard.”-honoring campaign manager Paul Fray’s rich religious heritage on the night of Bill Clinton’s defeat for the House of Representatives in 1974 (The State of A Union, p. 153).

“You all remember Mahatma Ghandi. He ran a gas station down in St. Louis.”-said during a speech at a
Democratic fundraiser (CNN, 01/04/04). Senator Clinton was later forced to apologize.

"I can’t think of any.” -response to Dick Morris when asked to name some defects or weaknesses she could improve in order to soften her negative public image (Shadow, p. 335).

02 April, 2008


"No matter how ugly you think you are, that special someone that loves you believes you are the most beautiful and irresistible thing on earth and nothing can ever change that."

Hillary- "I'm Like Rocky"

Third Grade Murder Plot Foiled

Waycross, Ga. --Relying on an informant, police were able to stop the murder of thirde grade teacher Ms. Belle Carter. The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said Tuesday.

The special needs students were organized. A kids plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, mittens and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward.

Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said:

"We did not hear anybody say they intended to kill her, but could they have accidentally killed her? Absolutely," Tanner said. "We feel like if they weren't interrupted, there would have been an attempt. Would they have been successful? We don't know."
Seeall the items in their "murder Kit", here.

01 April, 2008

How to Make Spaghetti

Husband Kills Wife While Installing Satellite Dish

Robert Long of Deepwater, Missouri was installing his new satellite TV in his bedroom. He needed to drill a hole in the wall for the cable running from the antenna. But there was one problem. He did not have a drill.

Instead of a drill, Bob decided to use his .22 caliber handgun. He then fired the weapon from inside is bedroom.

Tragically his wife Patsy, 34 was standing outside and was struck fatally in the chest. Neighbor's children saw Patsy get shot and went for help. She was given CPR by neighbors and family until medics arrived, police said. She was transported by air ambulance, but was pronounced dead at the hospital just after 6 p.m.

Bob thought she was inside with the kids.

Neighbor Mark Lassince said he believed it was a tragic accident.

"Bad things happen to good people,” Lassince said.

Patsy and Ronald Long were raising their children in their rural home overlooking Truman Lake.

"I was in the shower, and the son came in and told me his mom had been shot, so we went up there to see if we could help,” Lassince said.

Patsy Long worked as a carhop at a Sonic restaurant in Warsaw, Mo.

“She was a good person, you know, took care of her family,” Lassince said.

Henry County Prosecuting Attorney Richard M. Shields has yet to decide whether to prosecute Patsy's death as manslaughter.