Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

Got this is the email today. Thought I'd share it here rather than spamming you. Aren't I nice?

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and
a substantial tax cut save s you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.