Hillary Wins Big!

O.J. Simpson- Guilty on All Counts

What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas.

This ain't California. We don't play in Nevada.

Count 1 - Conspiracy to Commit a Crime - Guilty
Count 2 - Conspiracy to Commit Kidnapping - Guilty
Count 3 - Conspiracy to Commit Robbery - Guilty
Count 4 - Burglary While in Possession of Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 5 - First Degree Kidnapping With Use of a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 6 - First Degree Kidnapping With Use of a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 7 - Robbery With Use of a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 8 - Robbery With Use of a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 9 - Assault With a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 10 - Assault With a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 11 - Coercion With Use of a Deadly Weapon - Guilty
Count 12 - Coercion With Use of a Deadly Weapon - Guilty

Bosniacs?

Guess who I think won the debate?

Surreal Trip to Wal Mart

So there I was ...In Wal Mart with my daughter.

It was in the paper aisle that I started to notice there was an unofficial Sarah Palin look alike contest going on. Unofficial because there weren't any signs posted.

I spotted a Mother-Daughter-Daughter team. I asked Mom if she and her teenaged daughters were doing the Palin look on purpose. The up-do, the glasses, the red shade of lipstick past the corners of the mouth? She said, "yes".

I asked if I could take a picture that would post on the web.

Mom declined. But my interest was pegged. By the time I left, I spotted six more of various ages roaming around the store.

I was reminded of the Diana look that even my wife imitated way back when.

When women start changing their hair style, they're serious.

Makes me wonder how many Sarahs we'll see trick or treating.

WaMu Tries to Sell Itself.

Literally. Washington Mutual put itself up for auction today in an attempt to avoid being the next bank failure.

I tried to balance my checking account at WaMu last Saturday and this is what happened.

1. I called the Customer Service Center and there was no option to talk to a real person.

2. The folks at my local branch did not know how to get and operator on the line. "Press 0####, no wait, maybe it's 0#0#0#0#."

3. When I got a hold of a "Customer Service Specialist" (I still do not know how that happened), they could not answer any question I posed. They were polite though.

4. Wamu could not tell me how much I had in my checking account. They offered the following choices:

a. -73.25 from their website.
b. 46.10 from the phone service.
c. -32.46 also from the website. It changed from -73.25 with absolutely no activity.
d. Still -32.46 after depositing $120.
e. 84.96 from the screen that the Customer Service Rep was using.

5. My ATM card still does not work and they're not sure why.


Gur agrees,,,Wamu sucks.

Jedi Knight

Sarah Palin

Have You Seen This Dog???

If you live in Las Vegas Nevada and want to help Bring Willow Home Download the flyer here and post them in your neighborhood.

Someone tried to take a short cut and opened the door to Willow's back yard and Willow ran off.

Please Help

2008 Olympics

Yeah. I know. I know. I should've been bloggong but I've been way busy watching the Beijing Olympics. It's nice to see the Chinese put aside executing dissidents and host the World.

I've been busy watching women's beach volley ball. Jesus! These chicks are hot!

But then there's;
Women's Swimming
Women's Diving. Don't skip the shower scenes.
Women's Track.
Women's Gymnastics. In that traditionally creepy pedo kinda a way.

Q: Did you seen that really bad fall the Chinese Women gymnast took?
A: Yeah. She fell so hard it knocked some of her baby teeth out.

On the serious side. Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai really fucked up his lift. His left arm dislocates and then he drops the weight on his back. Fortunately, the helpful, freiendly, ever so thoughtful Chinese have some boys and firls run out and shield you from Janos writhing in agony.

See? Nothing bad ever happens in China.

Here's the full video if the accident.

windows-privacy-protection SCAM

This is no joke!!! The little fuckers at windows-privacy-protection.com are sending out a vicious little malware disguised as a spyware pop detector that looks like a microsoft windows product.

"Click here to update Windows Security". Yeah right. I fell for it.

It hijacks your browser. Kills your task manager and reroutes it to a site that offers to sell you software that....you guessed it. Removes malware and spyware.

The good news is you can still use your computer and have access to the internet. The really bad news is that NOBODY at this time has a way of removing this piece of shit. Restoring your computer doesn't do jack shit.

At this time, the best we can do is warn everyone you know. Knock off the cutesy emails and pass this warning on to everyone you know.

This is serious.

This is true.

This is no joke.

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The Longest Day

HILLARY QUITS!!!

Breaking news. Tonight, Hillary will announced her concession of the Presidential nomination of the Democratic party.

Thank God.

Women Are Apples

Surprise for Melissa

I am The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Are We Going to Miss George Bush?

Probably not...

Those Wacky Arabs

I dare you to comment.

Democratic Smackdown

What Hillary wanted us to watch...



But we're REALLY watching.....



Equal Time:



OMG!! Can he be any more condescending and stilted?



MCCAINIACS???????

Barack and Hillary Umbrella Video

Go Bama! Go Bama!


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Isrealis Bombed Syrian Reactor

No Shit? Really? Guess who reported this back when it happened?
Maddog Speaks: WTF? Syrian WMD's?

The Bush administration charged Thursday that a secret Syrian nuclear reactor was within weeks or months of completion before Israel bombed it on Sept. 6 and demanded that North Korea and Syria publicly acknowledge their collusion on a facility that could have produced plutonium for a nuclear weapon.

Back in September, everything was on the QT. In October, the Syrians used a controlled demolition to clear the site. In doing so, they exposed reactor components to U.S. spy satellites. Whoops.

The Bush administration didn't go public at the time at the request of the Israelis who feared a counterstrike. The U.S. State Department then used this fact successfully to compel the Koreans to abandon their nuclear program.

Hurray for our side!

President Bush has received criticism from Congress who side with the Syrians.

Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D-Tex.), chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, charged Thursday that the administration had improperly imposed a "veil of secrecy" around intelligence it was required to share with the oversight committees.

In a statement, the Syrian Embassy in Washington denounced the U.S. claims as "false allegations" designed to "misguide" Congress and international public opinion and produce support for Israel's surprise air strike in September, "which the U.S. administration may have helped execute."

Would We Have Let the Nazis Host the Olympics?

Ummm? DUH!

Try Googling "1936" dumbass.

Gas Prices

Shoshone, Nevada- April 2008.


How much did u pay 4 gas today?
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Democrats Act Like Communists Again

If you don't like the election results, take it to the courts. It worked for Lenin, it worked for Hitler. Here the Dems are at it again. Failing the attempt, how long will it be until they take it to the streets and resort to violence?

Democrats sue McCain.

Sniper Advice

As we plod through our dreary lives, we inevitably are throw into awkward situations where we find ourselves needing to gracefully extract ourselves. Please consider these tried and true tactics:


When you're late for work.
Say: "I was dodging Sniper fire."

If someone notices the Band-Aid you're wearing.
Say: "The Sniper almost got me."

Your Mother-in-Law knocks on your door.
Do: Scream "SNIPER!" and slam the door.

You call in Sick.
Say: "A Sniper got me".

When you're bored at an office meeting.
Yell: "SNIPER!!!!"

When you're pulled over by the police.
Say: "I was dodging Sniper fire."

During periods of Erectile Dysfunction.
Yell: "SNIPER!!!"

When you find yourself embarrassing your wife in public.
Say: :"She was dodging Sniper fire."

When you are caught lying.
Say: "I only thought I was dodging Sniper fire".

When you burn dinner.
Say: "It was the Sniper fire".

When you're trying to impress someone.
Say: "I was a Sniper in Bosnia."

When someone notices that nasty scar you have.
Say: "A Bosnian Sniper did that to me."

When you fart.
Yell: "SNIPER!!!!"


No doubt you have other examples. Please add them in a comment.

Quotable Quotes from Hillaryland

“Fuck off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit kickers every day. I’m not going to talk to you, too. Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut.” -to Arkansas state trooper bodyguards (American Evita, p. 90)


“You fucking idiot.” -to a state trooper who was driving her to an event. (Crossfire, p. 84).


“That sorry son of a bitch.” -what Hillary would often refer to Bill around the Arkansas’s governor’s mansion, according to state trooper Larry Patterson.


“Personal, trained pigs.”-Hillary describing Secret Service. (Unlimited Access, p. 90).


“Get fucked! Get the fuck out of my way! Get out of my face!” -Hillary, overheard by Secret Service details. (Hillary’s Scheme, p. 89)


“Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! … Just fucking do as I say, okay!” —to Secret Service agents who were committed to protecting her life (Unlimited Access, p. 139).


“What the fuck is going on?” -to a Secret Service agent after she read an article by a UC Berkeley student critical of Chelsea Clinton who was subsequently interrogated by the Secret Service (SFGate.com, 11/26/97).


“Motherfucker. Cocksucker.” -favorite names for husband (Boy Clinton, p. 278)


“You goddamn stupid fucking fool.” —to Bill (Newsmax.com, 07/15/00).


“You fucking asshole.”-to husband on Inauguration Day (Hillary’s Choice, p. 223).


“You stupid motherfucker.” -another Inauguration Day salvo (The Seduction of Hillary Rodham, p. 321).


“Gentlemen, I have looked at your proposal, and it’s pure bullshit! Now you’ve had your meeting! Get out!” -First Lady to health insurance executives after a meeting in which they presented their proposal for health care reform (Unlimited Access, p. 8.


“What the fuck are you doing up there? You get back here right away.” -on the phone chastising Bill because he had floated a health care reform proposal that differed from hers (The Survivor, p. 118). As always, one must wonder who elected her, anyway?


“Come back here, you asshole! Where the fuck do you think you’re going?”-to the president when he tried to avoid her (Unlimited Access, p. 192).


“How could you be so damn stupid? How could you do that?”-to her hubby, our president, at the White House in front of guests, after he had done something of which Hillary disapproved (U.S. News & World Report, 02/05/96).


“You stupid fucking moron. How could you risk your presidency for this?-to Bill when the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke in January 1998 (Newsmax.com, 12/09/01).


“Fuck him, Bill. He’s Reagan’s goddamn vice president!”-to Bill in response to an invitation from Vice President George H.W. Bush to come to his home in Maine, circa 1984 (Crossfire, p. 69).


“That’ll teach them to fuck with us.”-to aides, immediately following her “Vast right-wing conspiracy” charge on national television (The Case Against Hillary Clinton, p. 162).


“The sorry damn son of a bitch.”-Hillary’s reaction upon being informed that Bill was missing from the governor’s mansion in the middle of the night because “he had gone for a drive” (Inside the White House, p. 240).


“You are a real shit, do you know that, Bill? Christ, a real shit.” -another fight of many fights with Bill (Bill & Hillary, p. 132).


“Come on, Bill, put your dick up. You can’t fuck her here.”-to husband, then Governor, after catching him talking to an attractive woman at a political rally (Inside the White House, p. 243).


“You sold out you motherfucker. You sold out!” -Hillary to attorney Joseph Califano (Inside: A Public and Private Life, p. 213).


“I want to get this shit over with and get these damn people out of here.”-Hillary overheard on the Arkansas governor’s mansion intercom as preschoolers posed on the mansion lawn for a photograph (The First Partner, p. 192).


“Just keep smiling until these assholes get their pictures.”-instructions to her husband while they were posing for photographers (American Evita, p. 114).


“She’s a short, Irish bitch.”-regarding The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd (New York Post, 07/25/00).


“You fucking Jew bastard.”-honoring campaign manager Paul Fray’s rich religious heritage on the night of Bill Clinton’s defeat for the House of Representatives in 1974 (The State of A Union, p. 153).


“You all remember Mahatma Ghandi. He ran a gas station down in St. Louis.”-said during a speech at a
Democratic fundraiser (CNN, 01/04/04). Senator Clinton was later forced to apologize.

"I can’t think of any.” -response to Dick Morris when asked to name some defects or weaknesses she could improve in order to soften her negative public image (Shadow, p. 335).